Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ - Champagne The OG
Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Squirt Blankets™ not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Squirt Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent.
Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch!
Sizes Available:
Extra Small Round: 1m x 1m (40in x 40in). The ultimate round sex towel for regular intimacy moments, travel & stay-cations and daily self pleasure practices. Washes quick, dries quick!
Small: 1.2m x 1.2m (50in x 50in). Not too big, not too small - it’s just right! Perfect for regular use (frequent washing/drying) and fitting into your suitcase on holidays.
Medium: 1.2m x 2m (50in x 80in). The perfect body-size blanket for solo couch moments or full-body massages.
Large: 2m x 2m (80in x 80in). This size is perfect for Double, Queen or King size beds and is the ideal oversized blanket for couch snuggles, extra-gushy sex romps or an innocuous bed throw that transforms into a sex blanket.
Jumbo: 2.3m x 2.3m (90.5in x 90.5in). These JUMBO blankets are perfect for your King, Super King & California King beds (hello Rhianna!) They will not just lay flat across your bed but actually tuck you in and fall over the sides of your mattress.
All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.
Material:
One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester sherpa fleece and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.
We currently only ship within Europe from this website, from our warehouse located in the Netherlands.
Orders are typically shipped within 1-3 days of receiving the order*.
All orders are shipped with DHL Parcel Connect.
*It may take slightly longer during busy seasons and sales.
Note: This is not a guarantee and could be affected by courier volumes, covid delays, individual country delays and other outside factors we cannot control. To check our shipping policy, click here